"OK, Dad, I'll be to the dinner table in just a minute - I'm working W5UN off the moon on 2m SSB right now!"

"Dad, guess what! I just worked Kansas on 222.1 via Aurora, just like folks did back in 1987 here in South Texas! Wow!"

"Why did you make me study 20wpm morse code? All that work, and I only need 5wpm now! Gosh, Dad, don't you know ANYTHING?"