"Now let's see; 50 ohm coax connected to the patented KLM wide-band logarithmic driven elements.....yup, looks like this'll get us on 2m in FINE style!"

"Now, you grab the other end, Dad, and let's get this thing on top of a tower!"

"I put this neat belt on and go to the top, right? Are you SURE Mom isn't around to see this?!"

"OK, Dad, I'm all set! Turn that crank and send me up!"

"You mean I've got to climb this thing? Well, OK, but you're going to owe me! Just wait 'til I can reach the accelerator and see over the dash board at the same time!!"

"Mission accomplished, Dad. NOW can we go play with the radios?"